From the archive. Jess was both asleep and drunk:
Jess: I know. I know. It's coming.
Me: What's coming?
Jess: The bathing suit.
Me: What?
Jess: The bathing suit is coming.
Me: (trying to get her to drink some water) Just take one sip. Sit up and have one sip of water.
Jess: I hate sips.
Me: I know. (laughing)
Jess: (waking up a little bit) Why are you smiling? Just wait. Wait for the rest of the students.
Me: Please babe... just one sip?
Jess: I hate water. You already made me. (makes sipping noise) See?! It's done.
She's a riot. I'd say I wish you could sleep with her, but that would just be entirely wrong, on so many levels.
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I used to date this really bright, attractive, funny girl, but unfortunately we had to break up because she kept posting things about my sleeping habits on the internet. it's a shame too, because I was really crazy about her.
if you just stopped saying adorable and funny things on the brink of sleep, this wouldn't be an issue :)
ps that chick sounds awesome.
best pillow talk post yet. keep them coming.
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