Cash or credit.

The time has come for me to order new checks, so I started looking online today.  I came across some of the most ridiculous templates for personal checks, beyond even imagination.  Seriously, if someone handed you one of these, is there any universe in which you would accept them without a serious double-take?!  Come to think of it, is there any universe in which you would accept them!?

duhhhhh nuh.  duhhhhh nuh. duh nuh duh nuh duh nuh.

You should actually be paying ME for this crotch shot.

I'm sorry it's HOW much?!

Tell ya what, I'll tack on $10 if you can read how much I'm giving you.

So domestic.

YayyyyyyyyyIlovepayingforthingswithmyownpersonalcheckssssss!

What do you mean "it's weird that this isn't my baby"?